InsaneJournal

Current mood:	creative
Current music:	"If You Were Gay" from Avenue Q

Adventures from the Land of the Mundane
Okay, despite having the thrilling conversations featured in my last entry, I still had to work the rest of my Thirsty Thursday shift. Which is fine and dandy but having been breathed on by residents toasted beyond the legal limit, I like to shower and go to bed feeling cleaned of the dregs of humanity.

Problem: Not one, but both of the lights in my bathroom are out.

For those of you who have never lived in a dorm, you can't replace any bulbs save for the ones in your own lamps. And hey, fun story! FIXIT doesn't fix lights at 4AM. So there I am, without light in my bathroom-that's-more-like-a-closet (ask druidspell about the *cough* spacious accomodations. I can step in the bathroom and operate the toilet, sink, and shower without any reaching involved).

Solution: Ghetto-rig the shower with a non-waterproof flashlight, a precariously mounted shelf, and a fervent prayer for no electrocution.

The fact that I am still alive should impress you. A LOT.

Creativity: +10
Common Sense: -63
Desire to be clean: INFINITY²