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  <title>Behold the Internet</title>
  <subtitle>My God, it's full of ads!</subtitle>
  <author>
    <email>impextoo@gmail.com</email>
    <name>Impextoo</name>
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  <updated>2008-09-08T19:09:25Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:26079</id>
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    <title>impextoo @ 2008-09-08T15:09:00</title>
    <published>2008-09-08T19:09:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-08T19:09:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My cousin Brenda never woke up.  She passed away sometime around midnight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LJ h &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/26079.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:25425</id>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/25425.html"/>
    <title>Some damn fugly football</title>
    <published>2008-08-31T23:54:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-31T23:54:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="5"&gt;UK: 27&lt;br /&gt;UofL: 2&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really, UofL?  I mean, I wanted UK to win, &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/25425.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:25312</id>
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    <title>Yes, I live and no, I don't want to talk about it</title>
    <published>2008-05-17T20:23:55Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-17T20:23:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So I was missing on LJ for a semester, more or less.  The post's title pretty mu &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/25312.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:24962</id>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24962.html"/>
    <title>After 20 years...</title>
    <published>2008-04-08T04:04:47Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-08T04:04:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="7"&gt;ROCK CHALK, JAY-HAWK!&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:24792</id>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24792.html"/>
    <title>I fucking love the Muppets</title>
    <published>2008-04-02T02:21:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-02T02:21:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&amp;amp;e"&gt;Jim Henson, you are a cle &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24792.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:24430</id>
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    <title>Short post now, longer post later</title>
    <published>2008-01-25T02:31:55Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-25T02:31:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Maybe...maybe you guys suck at geography?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24430.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;Maybe...maybe you guys suck at geography?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/ &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24430.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:23922</id>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/23922.html"/>
    <title>Adventures from the Land of the Mundane</title>
    <published>2007-12-01T05:07:22Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-01T05:07:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Okay, despite having the thrilling conversations featured in my last entry, I st &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/23922.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:22281</id>
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    <title>I just can't get enough of this</title>
    <published>2007-11-02T00:12:35Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-02T00:12:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Holy crap, the cross-dressing principal from my alma mater made it all the way t &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/22281.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:22212</id>
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    <title>ATTN Bethlehem alums!</title>
    <published>2007-10-31T22:49:17Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-31T22:49:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Just...go read.  It's fucking ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a [...] http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/22212.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;Just...go read.  It&amp;#39;s fucking ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://wave3.com/Global/stor &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/22212.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:21628</id>
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    <title>BWAHAHAHA</title>
    <published>2007-10-14T00:08:39Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-14T00:13:14Z</updated>
    <category term="real life"/>
    <category term="ftw"/>
    <category term="school"/>
    <content type="html">HOLY &lt;i&gt;FUCK&lt;/i&gt;, WE JUST BEAT THE #1 TEAM IN THE NATION!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;IN TRIPLE OVERT &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21628.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:21256</id>
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    <title>Robots in disguise!</title>
    <published>2007-10-10T14:57:10Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-10T14:57:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This pretty much sums up my religious views:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;img [...] http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21256.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;This pretty much sums up my religious views:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;img src=&amp;quot;http://images.wikia.com/ &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21256.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:20998</id>
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    <title>I hate midterm</title>
    <published>2007-10-07T07:51:54Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-07T08:29:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Okay, so I've got a paper due AND an art project AND an ass-kicker of a SOC exam &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20998.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:20749</id>
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    <title>EPIC FAIL</title>
    <published>2007-09-24T14:53:40Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-24T14:53:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Okay, so I totally scored my personal trainer's phone number.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, before y &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20749.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:20663</id>
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    <title>FUCK YEAH</title>
    <published>2007-09-16T03:29:19Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-10T15:25:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="5"&gt;UK: 40&lt;br /&gt;UofL: 34&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, suck on &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt;, Louisville.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:20388</id>
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    <title>Whoa there, Microsoft</title>
    <published>2007-09-13T13:21:59Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-13T13:38:45Z</updated>
    <category term="technophilia"/>
    <content type="html">Hey!  HEY YOU! Do you want the newest version of Microsoft Office (the version t &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20388.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:20210</id>
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    <title>The answer is "C. None of the above"</title>
    <published>2007-09-12T10:07:11Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-12T10:16:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My annoying coworker: Blah blah blah it's because you and I are too similar--&lt;i&gt; &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20210.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:19806</id>
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    <title>GREATEST WORKOUT STORY EVER</title>
    <published>2007-09-06T01:52:40Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-06T01:52:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My personal trainer, Ryan, was testing out this 16 lbs. medicine ball.  Because  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/19806.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:19587</id>
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    <title>OH SNAP</title>
    <published>2007-08-25T05:29:52Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-25T05:29:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I must write either 2 short stories of admirable length or two sections of a nov &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/19587.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:782</id>
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    <title>Technophilia, Part II</title>
    <published>2007-08-01T19:52:08Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-01T19:52:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">No lie, I'm a Firefox fangirl. Viva &lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a [...] http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/782.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;No lie, I&amp;#39;m a Firefox fangirl. Viva &amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefo &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/782.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:impextoo:749</id>
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    <title>Technophilia, Part I</title>
    <published>2007-07-31T07:36:35Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-31T07:36:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Among my friends, I don't think it would be too farfetched to say that I am on t &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/749.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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