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  <title>Behold the Internet</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:09:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/26079.html</link>
  <description>My cousin Brenda never woke up.  She passed away sometime around midnight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LJ h &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/26079.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:54:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Some damn fugly football</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/25425.html</link>
  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;UK: 27&lt;br /&gt;UofL: 2&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really, UofL?  I mean, I wanted UK to win, &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/25425.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 20:23:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Yes, I live and no, I don&apos;t want to talk about it</title>
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  <description>So I was missing on LJ for a semester, more or less.  The post&apos;s title pretty mu &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/25312.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:04:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>After 20 years...</title>
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  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;7&quot;&gt;ROCK CHALK, JAY-HAWK!&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:21:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I fucking love the Muppets</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24792.html</link>
  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&amp;amp;e&quot;&gt;Jim Henson, you are a cle &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24792.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:31:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Short post now, longer post later</title>
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  <description>Maybe...maybe you guys suck at geography?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&apos;ljparseerror&apos;&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup (&apos;&amp;lt;a http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24430.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&apos;) in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;width: 95%; overflow: auto&quot;&gt;Maybe...maybe you guys suck at geography?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/ &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/24430.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Emergency&quot; by Paramore</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>accomplished</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:07:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Adventures from the Land of the Mundane</title>
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  <description>Okay, despite having the thrilling conversations featured in my last entry, I st &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/23922.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;If You Were Gay&quot; from Avenue Q</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>creative</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:12:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I just can&apos;t get enough of this</title>
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  <description>Holy crap, the cross-dressing principal from my alma mater made it all the way t &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/22281.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Shadow of the Day&quot; by Linkin Park</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>weird</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:49:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ATTN Bethlehem alums!</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/22212.html</link>
  <description>Just...go read.  It&apos;s fucking ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&apos;ljparseerror&apos;&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup (&apos;&amp;lt;a [...] http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/22212.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&apos;) in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;width: 95%; overflow: auto&quot;&gt;Just...go read.  It&amp;#39;s fucking ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://wave3.com/Global/stor &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/22212.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Nolita Fairytale&quot; by Vanessa Carlton</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:08:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>BWAHAHAHA</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21628.html</link>
  <description>HOLY &lt;i&gt;FUCK&lt;/i&gt;, WE JUST BEAT THE #1 TEAM IN THE NATION!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;IN TRIPLE OVERT &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21628.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <category>real life</category>
  <category>ftw</category>
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  <lj:music>I&apos;ve gone deaf from all the screaming</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:57:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Robots in disguise!</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21256.html</link>
  <description>This pretty much sums up my religious views:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&apos;ljparseerror&apos;&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup (&apos;&amp;lt;img [...] http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21256.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&apos;) in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;width: 95%; overflow: auto&quot;&gt;This pretty much sums up my religious views:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;img src=&amp;quot;http://images.wikia.com/ &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/21256.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Arrival to Earth&quot; from Transformers</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:51:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I hate midterm</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20998.html</link>
  <description>Okay, so I&apos;ve got a paper due AND an art project AND an ass-kicker of a SOC exam &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20998.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:53:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>EPIC FAIL</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20749.html</link>
  <description>Okay, so I totally scored my personal trainer&apos;s phone number.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, before y &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20749.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;I Believe&quot; by Blessid Union of Souls</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:29:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>FUCK YEAH</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20663.html</link>
  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;UK: 40&lt;br /&gt;UofL: 34&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, suck on &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt;, Louisville.</description>
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  <lj:music>UK Fight Song and a bunch of drunks</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:21:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Whoa there, Microsoft</title>
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  <description>Hey!  HEY YOU! Do you want the newest version of Microsoft Office (the version t &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20388.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <category>technophilia</category>
  <lj:music>&quot;Stronger&quot; by Kanye</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:07:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The answer is &quot;C. None of the above&quot;</title>
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  <description>My annoying coworker: Blah blah blah it&apos;s because you and I are too similar--&lt;i&gt; &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/20210.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;The Colonial Cause&quot; from The Patriot</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:52:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>GREATEST WORKOUT STORY EVER</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/19806.html</link>
  <description>My personal trainer, Ryan, was testing out this 16 lbs. medicine ball.  Because  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/19806.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Any Way You Want It&quot; by Journey</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>devious</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 05:29:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OH SNAP</title>
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  <description>I must write either 2 short stories of admirable length or two sections of a nov &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/19587.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;I Have Only Now&quot; from The Children of Dune</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 19:52:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Technophilia, Part II</title>
  <author>impextoo@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/782.html</link>
  <description>No lie, I&apos;m a Firefox fangirl. Viva &lt;div class=&apos;ljparseerror&apos;&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup (&apos;&amp;lt;a [...] http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/782.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&apos;) in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;width: 95%; overflow: auto&quot;&gt;No lie, I&amp;#39;m a Firefox fangirl. Viva &amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefo &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/782.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Yours, Yours, Yours&quot; from 1776</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:36:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Technophilia, Part I</title>
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  <description>Among my friends, I don&apos;t think it would be too farfetched to say that I am on t &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://impextoo.insanejournal.com/749.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Is Anybody There?&quot; from 1776</lj:music>
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